Sir Diddymus
My name is Sir Diddymus, byt my friends call me Mr. Diddy for short! You see that I have one horn right? That’s right, unicorns are real and I am a unicorn goat so you can’t miss me. I am the most affectionate goat you will ever get to meet. My favorite thing to do is hang out with the humans and get my hair brushed. I am paranoid of water that is not crystal clear, and come running when I hear there is fresh water. So if you are looking for a clean water loving unicorn goat, I am the one to call!